your breath smells like egg, like all the time


My face is my fortune, that's why i'm totally broke.

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

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cutebabe:

shopjeen:

fakewifi:

what does that even mean

Me

that foo foo lane shalanwihdit i sensom shots atsho fiddit XAHDADA swag bitch

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dicktho:

when you’re shaving your pubes 

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taxicar:

tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows

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snivellussnep:

epic-vines:

When you forget to plug your headphones in

Vine by: Cody Johns

I’VE WATCHED THIS 4 TIMES AND I LAUGH HARDER EVERY SINGLE TIME.

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